firiel

Celeritas's Birthday Mathomathon 2013

Hurrah!!!

July 29, 2013 is the FIFTH anniversary of the time I delurked.

And as a hobbit writer I do my best to celebrate properly, giving gifts to the people who are reading whatever it is I write.

So, give me a prompt and I'll give you at least 200 words, more likely 300. There are some stipulations:

1) I do not write slash, and when I write het, I do not write anything that goes beyond a marital snog.
2) If something I have already written is closed, I will not reopen it (whether it's closed because I haven't finished writing it yet, or because I explicitly said I didn't want to pursue a story further because my writing could never match the reader's imagination).
3) I find it difficult to write AUs that are AU because of authorial whim rather than intellectual speculation. I realize this is an arbitrary distinction, which is why I am not disallowing requests of this nature--just requesting your understanding if I'm not able to fulfill them wholly to your liking.

Please give me as many requests as you can--this is one of the most intellectually stimulating things I do all year, it helps me make sure I don't get into a rut, and most importantly, it's all done for *YOU*.

Feel free to forward this announcement to anyone who you think might be interested in some FREE FICTION.

Your humble servant,
Celeritas
firiel

Celeritas' Birthday Mathomathon 2012!!!

In the wake of some rather troubling news (see here if you haven't yet:
http://mefas.livejournal.com/309296.html#comments) I thought it would be remiss
of me not to post something I should have four days ago:

July 29 is my *fourth* birthday! I believe that puts me well into fandom's
faunthood!

And as a hobbit writer it is only fit for me to (while squeezing my way back
into fandom) give gifts to all and sundry.

So, give me a prompt and I'll give you at least 200 words, more likely 300. 
There are some stipulations:

1) I do not write slash, and when I write het, I do not write anything that goes
beyond a marital snog.
2) If something I have already written is closed, I will not reopen it (whether
it's closed because I haven't finished writing it yet, or because I explicitly
said I didn't want to pursue a story further because my writing could never
match the reader's imagination).
3) I find it difficult to write AUs that are AU because of authorial whim rather
than intellectual speculation. I realize this is an arbitrary distinction,
which is why I am not disallowing requests of this nature--just requesting your
understanding if I'm not able to fulfill them wholly to your liking.

Please give me as many requests as you can--this is one of the most
intellectually stimulating things I do all year, it helps me make sure I don't
get into a rut, and most importantly, it's all done for *YOU*.

Feel free to forward this announcement to anyone whom you think might be
interested in some FREE FICTION.

Your humble servant,
Celeritas
firiel

*blink*

Okay, folks, this is hilarious.

When the fandom gets you down, always remember...

It could be worse.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ETA: The original narrative of here; certain terms and phrases were pawned without credit by my first link.  Given the writer's somewhat sentimental attachment to his original treatment, I'd certainly love a gander at the screenplay and concept art.  The art is probably my favorite bit of the 12-minute short.